i have plenty of openings for best friends in my life. especially if you meet certain qualifications. that i'll probably write about here. can't wait to be buddies.p.s. by being my best friend, you are agreeing to laugh at my jokes, enjoy natural cheetos and basically put up with my crazy. i may or may not do the same for you.
you might want to be best friends with me
Principal Figgins (Glee)
If you have the EXACT same thoughts about marriage.
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IMDB Bio of the Day: Much to the Internets’ delight, IMDB writer Jon Hopwood profiled Kim Kardashian in a thoughtful, well-argued roast of an IMDB bio.
Choice highlights:
Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.
Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.
Thankfully, a few screen grabs were snagged before the site was alerted to Hopwood’s shenanigans and took the bio down. Well played, Hopwood.
[uproxx]
if you’re john hopwood, because this is a day-making read, kids.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m42jy4Q0Hr1qzpwi0o1_500.png)
IMDB Bio of the Day: Much to the Internets’ delight, IMDB writer Jon Hopwood profiled Kim Kardashian in a thoughtful, well-argued roast of an IMDB bio.
Choice highlights:
Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside of the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.
Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.
Thankfully, a few screen grabs were snagged before the site was alerted to Hopwood’s shenanigans and took the bio down. Well played, Hopwood.
[uproxx]
if you’re john hopwood, because this is a day-making read, kids.
TV Trailer: The Mindy Project (via FoxBroadcasting)
Eee! Color us excited. (Especially if they change the title again.)
“may he please have the face of michael fassbender…and the penis of michael fassbender.”
if you are mindy kaling - please be my best friend. i’m already obsessed with you, so the transition will be seamless.
or if you’d give a similar wedding speech - because that seems like an excellent memory to share forever.
The loving names:
The awesome offers:
The giggle fits:
The good moods:
Our awesomeness:
The fun fights we get into:
Our ghetto moments :
All in all:
if this is what you’re looking for in best friendness. because i can totally offer this.
(Source: myarmstellmystory, via sexy-fail)
Newest trailer for Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom.
More more more.
if the previews for newsroom make your brain tingly with excitement.
